THE TOP 10
STUPIDEST THINGS TO DO
- Steal something when the owner is looking directly at it
- Rob a bar during a police convension
- Wash and wax your car when a flock of pidgeons is approaching
- Don't reformat an America On-Line disk
- Actually go on America On-Line
- Go on and LIKE America On-Line
- Call 911 and tell 'em "Oops."
- Get conned into buying a mac
- Paint your house bright pink with green stripes and hold flamenco dances on your roof every Thursday at 2 in the morning
- Move next to a guy who has painted his house bright pink with green stripes and holds flamenco dances on his roof every Thursday at 2 in the morning
- Open a parcel from a Mister "Pandora"
- Attack an armada with a banana
- Fart, wave it around and make a big deal out of it, then blame it on someone else
- Go to bed with a landmine in your mouth then dream about eating
- Execute your hostages before stating your demands
- Use yourself as a hostage
- Take a hostage and don't do anything illegal
- Buy the book "DOS for Dummies" if you're having trouble with Windows
- Lose something that you're holding or wearing
- Spend all night trying to think up silly Top 10 lists
- Sneak up behind a skunk and scare the bejesus out of it
- Make a "Top 10 Stupidest things to do" list with 22 items in it
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